Categories for Life With Big Tits

Guest blogging from Australia, it’s Angela White!

November 10, 2009 by Guest Blogger
Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

G’day everyone. My name is Angela White and I am blogging for you from all the way Down Under (I’m talking about Australia!). Let me introduce myself in case you haven’t come across my photos amongst the hundreds of models in SCORELAND. I have been a model for The SCORE Group for seven years now (Can you believe it?). Voluptuous and SCORE magazine readers have watched me grow up from an 18-year-old high school student starring in my debut DVD A Day With Angela White to a 24-year-old university student about to finish my Bachelor of Arts degree (Only a few weeks till graduation!). In that time, I have traveled the world, studied in Paris, become a comedy television star in the Australia series Fat Pizza, danced on the Gold Coast and been cast by SCORE to fuck some of the most beautiful women in the world (What a life!).

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

In 2004, I had the luck to meet (And fuck!) Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson for the movies B.L.O.W. and Ultimate Cherry. I’m still in contact with the girls, who are even more beautiful and amazing in real life. And in 2007, I was lucky enough to be flown to the Bahamas along with the adorable Christy Marks, the lovely Lorna Morgan, the incredible Terry Nova and the outrageously sexy Gianna Rossi. What a time we had! What could be better than being able to play around with these girls on a private beach in Eleuthera? (The answer is nothing, clearly!)

So, I’ve definitely got some history with The SCORE Group. Oh, and there is that little fact that I won Voluptuous Model of the Year in 2007. It was only one of the most exciting moments of my life! So I’d like to use my first guest blog (Hopefully not the last.) to thank all of my fans for all of their support over these last seven years. Thank you for all your lovely emails and for voting for me as your favorite model of 2007. Having my curves celebrated has been a hugely positive experience for me after being continuously assaulted by images of mainstream’ beauty ideals. So thank you for all your encouragement, friendship and love!

Kisses,
Angie xox

One, two, three, four…tits galore!

November 6, 2009 by Maria

Tits…four letters that bring joy to my heart.

And while one pair of tits is great, two pairs of tits are even BETTER.

That’s why shooting this video was so great because there were two sexy ladies in front of me with big boobs. (Truth be told, it was like busty heaven. I kind of wanted to sit down between them like the meat in a big-tit sandwich!)

The ladies are blonde bombshell Kaytee Carter and racy redhead Bebe Cooper (two boob debuts this week!), and I caught up with them in the studio while they were between shoots. The ladies talked about buying bras and about what kind of bras they like to wear…but the BEST part of this video is when they talk about what they like about boob play and how they like their tits touched. (Right after they take their tops off, of course.) Or maybe it’s the part where I zoom in on their nipples. lol

Have I told you that I love my job?

lol

Enjoy these ladies (I know I did), and look for them on SCORELAND very soon!

These two hotties are not to be missed!

New Tits! Bebe Cooper: WOW! She’s SUPER!

November 4, 2009 by Maria

Hello boob lovers and tit hounds! I’m back, and guess what I’ve got for you?

NEW TITS!

NEW TITS!

NEW TITS!

Whew!

First thing that I want to do is say that I love, no wait, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE when we have busty new girls in the studio. It’s like Christmas. Or maybe it’s like Chestmas. Or Titmas? Either way, it’s fuckin’ awesome.

So, allow me to introduce you to Bebe Cooper, a fiery redhead from Springfield, Missouri. She’s a natural ginger and has the prettiest, creamiest pale H-cups around. She is a comic-book nerd and loves video games, and she loves tattoos and has the sweetest disposition, too. But you know what makes Bebe the best? (Besides her amazing boobies and her pretty face…) Here’s a hint…SHE COULD BE A SPOKESPERSON FOR THOSE “GOT MILK?” ADS.

Okay, I’ll spill the beans…Bebe Cooper rocks my socks and will rock your cocks because she is a MILKER!

That’s right, a MILKER!

(For those of you not in the “know,” a milker is a busty lady who recently had a baby and whose jugs are full o’ the breast milk.)

In fact, I even managed to pilfer some video footage from one of her Web shoots of Bebe drainin’ her dugs for you. (I know, I am a thief, but fuck it! I wanted to put it up for you guys. I will deal with the consequences!)

We don’t always get busty milkers in here, but when we do, you can be sure that I will always steal video footage so you can see it. lol

Enjoy this fiesty redhead and look for more on her soon on the blog.

xoxo,

Maria

PS: You can also get a sneak-peek of another amazing, busty find at the end of this video. A new wondrous lady by the name of Kaytee Carter. Look for more of her on the blog, too!

How to describe breasts in a chat room

November 1, 2009 by Elliot James

I’m going to give you a handy boob guide to chat shorthand. This’ll help speed things up the next time you’re instant messenging a busty friend.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's Spell Check.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's spell check.

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big aerolae

(o) (o) A-cups

(O)(O) DD-cups

(U)(U) No bra

(•)(•) Bullet bra

(Ü) (Ü) German Tits

(à) (à) French Tits

(oYo) A push-up bra

(%)(o) Extra nipple

(o)(O) One boob bigger than the other

(Q)(Q) pierced nipples

(p)(p) breasts with hanging tassels

\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts

( – )( – ) flat-against-the-shower-door breasts

“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”

October 27, 2009 by Maria

Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.

The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”

Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:

  • * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
  • * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
  • * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
  • * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
  • * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%

Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.

And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious!  (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)

I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.

What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol

Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!

xoxo,

Maria

Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria

Boobs…Spill Magnets

October 17, 2009 by Maria

I think that every big-boobed woman in the world will agree with me when I say that sometimes having big boobs can be challenging. For example, buying a bra, or rather, FINDING a bra can turn into something like the quest for the holy grail. And finding a bra that fits AND is cute or sexy is like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, good luck.

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

One of the big challenges that big-boobers everywhere face is the strange force that pulls anything that can stain and/or spill to your tits. It never fails. One second you are enjoying a bite of food and the next, you are digging for it down your cleavage. Or one second you are drinking something and the next, a magical hole has opened in your chin and said liquid is now all over your shirt and tits.

It happens. A lot, apparently.

In fact, as I was looking at pictures of hot naked chicks, er, researching this topic, I came across some pics of Vixen LaMoore and lo and behold, like clockwork, while eating a hotdog, mustard attacked her tits. (Now who can blame that mustard, though? Wouldn’t you want to attack Vixen LaMoore’s tits?) It’s like big boobs are magnets that attract everything from men to spills of mustard.

And then of course you have to get a napkin and wet it and rub on  your boobs and your shirt and your boobs through your shirt and before you know it, you are putting on a semi-erotic rub-show for everyone who is watching. (Not that they mind.) Who could look away while a woman is digging in her tits and rubbing them vigorously?

Now, some of you guys out there in blogland have big-breasted wives and girlfriends. Does this

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

happen to them a lot? Spills on the rack and bits of this and that down the cleavage tunnel? I would love to hear your stories.

xoxox,

Maria

Carrie Ashton will burst your bubble!

October 12, 2009 by Maria

Well, maybe she won’t burst your bubble, but looking at Carrie Ashton will definitely help you bust your nut…in a good way, of course.

Ms. Ashton returns to the blog in another mini-video I shot of her when she was here last week.

I want to take this opportunity to say a few things about shooting videos for the blog. The first thing is that when we started this blog, they gave us a bunch of rules to follow about getting videos and when and where we could shoot and not to interrupt anyone and a bunch of other very restrictive guidelines when it came to the models, etc. The second thing I want to say is that I took all those guidelines and threw ’em out the window. 😛

I just happen to think its much more fun to barge into the studio and interrupt photoshoots (Especially when the model is naked and playing with toys!) and just shoot away. Not all of the editors do it that way, but I happen to think that my way of shooting is very, um, me? It’s my personality. My way of seeing the boobs I love. It’s my, um, vision? lol

(And I am sorry for the shaky camerawork! I am getting better at it, but I get so excited and hyper that I start bouncing around!) 😀

Regardless, I will take this time on the blog to apologize to the studio staff for my guerrilla-style blog videography and to our photographer, Peter, who graciously let me put him behind schedule and take Carrie away from him during his shoot. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Peter.

(But in all honesty, how else would I have gotten this video and how else would you know that she likes classic cars and can be wooed with chicken wings? Sometimes you have to get in there and take what you want, right? 😉 )

For now, enjoy Carrie and these bubbles. I must say, I was told that blowing bubbles relieves stress and I have to agree. Not one time while watching Ms. Ashton twirl around naked and blow bubbles did I feel stressed. LOL

xoxo

Maria

Blow Job 101 With Renee Ross!

October 11, 2009 by Maria

I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…

Holy Fucking Shit…

I love Renee Ross.

Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)

A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.

What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )

I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.

Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!

xoxo

Maria

Nipple clamps…OMG! or WTF?!

October 10, 2009 by Maria
Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Ah, tits.

Amazing how two fleshy orbs can inspire so many, right?

Their magic knows no bounds, and thank goodness for that because there is nothing that I like to do more than to sit at my desk and ponder over breasts. Sometimes I like to think about the weight of them or how a certain woman’s tits would feel against my head, but today, I got to thinking about nipple clamps, of all things.

Why? Because nipple clamps fall into a strange category for me. They are, like, um, the Area 51/Aliens of tit accessories. (Bear with me. I know you just went,”Area 51/Aliens? WTF?” but I am typing in stream of consciousness and I promise it will make sense soon. lol) Nipple clamps are an enigma to me. I have never used them myself, but I have heard of their existence. I have never seen them, but I know they are out there and that people believe in them.

Frankly, I don’t know squat about these little clip-on thingies for your nipples…which is why I took it upon myself to ask around.

I asked, “Nipple clamps…are they, like, thumbs up, ‘Oh, my GOD!’ or are they, like, no, ‘What The Fuck?’ for you?”

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

And you know what? I got a pretty good rundown from the chicks in the office, which I will share with you.

The first girl I asked is Michelle, our web project coordinator. (Hi Micheelllll!! 🙂 ) She said she had never used them and that she didn’t know squat about them, either. (It made me feel less inexperienced, so ty!)

Then I asked Dani, one of our webmasters, and lo and behold, she had used them before! And here is what she had to say:

“I’ve used them before, I think because a guy I was with wanted me to. They just felt like someone pinching/pulling your nipples, but, like, more constant. I dunno, I think I just did it to try it. It’s, like, another form of nipple play. They’re okay. But I have them pierced now, so I much prefer that.”

And there you have it. That, believe it or not, was enough of a testimony that I feel like I could possibly use them in the future…maybe. lol (Thank you, Dani, for your wisdom. 😉 )

Now what I want to know is have any of you guys used clamps on a girl before? Or…on yourselves? (Rawr…kinky!) Let me know. I would love to hear your stories.

xoxo,

Maria