The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
Crystal Storm (with SCORE reader Crazy Jose): November 17
Tera Cox: November 16
Jayden Prescott: November 16
Christine Allure: November 14
CJ: November 14
Sara Jay; November 14
“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)
“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States
“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)
Felicia Clover and I shared a moment. You can catch it on SCORELAND.
Okay, okay, okay…
so I am really excited about tomorrow’s SCORELAND posting of Felicia Clover for two reasons:
1) Because I got to hang out in the studio with Felicia Clover, one of the most-exciting newcomers I’ve seen in a while, and she was dressed up as a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL!
2) Also, because–and I say this with a smile like this on my face 😀 – during our interview, she was naked, covered in oil at some point, and I was on my knees in front of her.
😯 !!!!
What?!
I know! It’s crazy, but it’s true.
In fact, at some point I can remember that she looked down at me and told me that she was resisting rubbing oil all over my face. In that brief moment, I had to remind myself that I was at work and I am a professional. Because really, in real life, who would deny Felicia Clover the joy of rubbing oil all over them?
NO ONE.
But professionals, we have to hold it together.
What other things happened in our interview?
Well, Felicia tried on different panties for me and she also talked about spanking and all the things she likes done to her ass.
(Shameless plug: You guys know I am the editor of BootyLicious Mag, too, so you know that it is imperative that when a girl with an ass like Felicia’s comes into the studio, I have to get some fun ass footage, too. I mean, it’s about tits, but sometimes, it has to be about ass.)
I also got to measure her ass and tits…
which is how I ended up on my knees in front of her.
And, yes, it was the first time I ever ended up on my knees in our studio. lol
Overall, it was a lot of fun and Felicia is an awesome girl.
You guys can check out a quick snippet of it below, but you should totally head over to SCORELAND and check it out in its entirety.
The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.
Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.
Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.
Our party color is not red or blue.
Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.
We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.
Our T Party stands for TITS.
We endorse Voluptuous-care.
Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.
Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.
Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.
That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.
Join the Party!
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Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!
It’s been a few years since bouncy girl-next-door Jolie Rain bounced her away across SCORELAND and other TSG sites. Where has she been? What has she been doing?
Serving her country.
Jolie went to an army recruitment office, enlisted and went to Iraq, where she served for a couple of years.
Jolie served her country well, and now she’s back in the States and back at SCORE starting tomorrow. Instead of jumping jacks, the redhead from Cajun country will be jumping something else.
She’s brought her stacked rack back from Iraq and she’s ready for a tit attack.
And Jolie’s tits are bigger. That’s always a good thing here. Bounce, baby, bounce!
I could definitely see a nose-art pin-up of Jolie painted on a military plane. But they don’t do that anymore.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
They have the right to bare arms. And breasts. And butts. And lady bits.
There are no excuses for not voting.
This week is the most-popular week of the month for newsstand and magazine shop managers and staff.
It’s when the trucks roll up and drop off the latest issue of SCORE magazine.
This month, it’s the January ’13 edition, and you veteran readers know what that means.
It’s election time! Time to vote for 2012 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Hardcore Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
This year’s ballot is on page 19. Fill it out and mail it in or vote by email for all four awards.
Every voice counts, and I’m grateful that we all have the opportunity to vote for our faves. In some countries, the government picks the winning big-bust models.
Pick up your copy (with a free DVD inside) today at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore. A digital version for tablets, phones and desktops is also available.
I was going over the new SCOREVideos.com posting of new model Sophia Jewel. Deja vu hit. Who did she remind me of? Not in body or boobs but in face?
Lacey Legends.
Sophia reminded me of big-boobed body-builder and lap dancer Lacey, now retired. (Sophia is a really hot piece of ass in her fuck scene, by the way. Just throwing that out there.)
So I went through SCORELAND and pulled a few others who reminded me of another SCORE or V-mag Girl. I did something similar in a Blog in November, 2009.
“You’re the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.”
“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”
Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.
It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.
Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.
Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.
Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."
Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"
Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
