Kalila will now bounce for your entertainment pleasure.
“Stripping is fun,” says Kalila Kane, a newbie who was encouraged to contact SCORE by her friend (who is now also our friend for this boobmanitarian act). It’s just as much fun to watch says me, a guy who has spent countless yet productive hours in strip joints, topless bars and burlesque theaters. I find that most exotic dancers are very giving girls. They’re always giving their clothes away.
Bouncing boobs are an untapped source of alternative energy (like wind power), and Kalila’s jiggling, shaking and bouncing video today proves it. She has a lot of bounce to the big-boob ounce. Stripping off, Kalila climbs into bed and fingers herself to happy town. She really spreads the wealth, too, doing great pink spreading for a newbie. I would have liked to have seen some dancing also. Maybe next time.
“I might be addicted to masturbating,” the brunette hottie said. That’s a good thing.
How hot will Kalila get now that she has busted her video cherry? We don’t use the I Ching here to predict those events. We use the I Jack. Time will tell.
Kalila has a number of very interesting hobbies, too. Stuff you’d never guess. Read all about them.
Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?
And I don’t mean streetwalkers.
It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.
Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.
Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.
I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.
There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.
XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”
Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.
Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.
Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.
How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.
Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.
A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.
Marilyn's sliding down the pole tomorrow at XLGirls.com.
I may not be a poet, but when it comes to big whoppas and a pretty face, I know it.
Marilyn Mayson has 50-inch, 38H knockers, lactates and has sexed it up two times at XLGirls.com, one of them an interracial threesome with Molly Howard.
She is very lively, horny and spunky (if that’s the appropriate word) in everything she does at XLGirls, from flying solo to sport-sex.
That smiling face and juicy rack has gone from webcam screens to being seen on the mag racks of thousands of stores across this great continent and across the oceans.
I am pleased and gratified to announce, as our Presidential candidates might say, that Marilyn is back tomorrow in an all-new XXX shagarooney to once again strut her fine stuff.
“The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again,” Maria wrote about the girls who modeled once and never did it again. “I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special.”
I’ve thought about this situation a number of times. Here are a few of my One-Hit Wonders who I’m sorry never continued to model. I think they should have, but that’s only one man’s opinion. All kinds of reasons for trying it only once come into play. Jobs; careers; school; they weren’t feeling it; family; boyfriends; husbands…you name it.
Like Maria wrote, “Maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the ‘One time, when I was in college’ nude modeling that they did.”
Some of her imaginings are true. Many are students, and students always need extra cash.
And like a good neighbor, The SCORE Group is there.
I’m grateful that these curvy babes tried it at least once and let us see their tits and sometimes their pink lady parts.
Brigite
1) Brigite: Brigite lived in Most, Czech Republic, where she was working as a tour guide. One of our roving Europe-based photographers noticed the blonde, bubbly tour guide’s chest (we should hope so) and gave her his card. He chatted her up, and eventually she decided to give it a try and let the camera tour her curves. Unfortunately, it was a once-only tour of booty in the March 2007 V-mag.
Diana Navarro
2) Diana Navarro: Diana was working as a maid in Asuncion, Paraguay when our photographer saw her and moved quickly. He also photographed Cynthia Romero, Romina Lopez and other South American busty wonders. Diana said guys always ask her about her big boobs. “They ask, ‘How did I get them so big?’ I tell them to ask my mother and father,” said Diana in the January 2008 V-mag.
Alexia
3) Alexia: Alexia lived in Plantation, Florida, not far from us. Not long after this SCORE edition hit the racks (April 2002), Alexia quit dancing and got a job as an administrative assistant for a law firm where briefs have a different meaning.
Joanna
4) Joanna: “I’m used to having men stare at me all the time when they’re trying to pull me, so the idea of having them look at me in a magazine is rather a kicky thing to me,” said Joanna from Brighton, England. “I’m new to all this. I’m not sure how far I want to take it. I do have an exhibitionistic streak that I need to satisfy at times.” Joanna’s only shoot was in the July 2003 SCORE.
Diana
5) Diana: My last One-Hit Wonder is Diana, a college student in Denmark discovered by a Danish photographer who usually found many amateurs for Naughty Neighbors. In Diana’s case, she was so big-boobed that he thought, quite rightly, that she would be a nice fit for SCORE. Diana actually posed for two sets (published in March 2005 followed up by February 2006). That might make her a two-hit wonder as well as a two-tits wonder, but I’m not cheating because Diana posed for both pictorials on the same day. The last time I talked to the photographer about Diana several years ago, he said she was actually considering trying a boy-girl. Nothing came of it. Literally.
There are more One-Hit Wonders in SCORELAND‘s vast directory. Do you have any favorites?
I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”
Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.
Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.
Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.
If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping
Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”
As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.
Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.
Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.
Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.
Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.
That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.
Siri has the best inverted nipples of all time...in my humble opinion.
Inverted nipples…I am currently obsessed with them.
I think my obsession started when Jenna Valentine, whom I love to talk to, told me she had a shy nipple. Up until that point, inverted nipples were a thing of mystery to me.
Ever since then, I am seeing them more and more often in our studio.
The best belong to the beautiful and very awesome Siri. Hers are a thing of beauty.
Maybe I am so fascinated by inverted nipples because I feel like they require more suction when they are in someone’s mouth in order to become hard and pop right out? Probably. I think that nipple play and lots of dug sucking is really hot.
But today when I was discussing inverted nipples with a friend, I realized that although I love them, I really am clueless about why inverted nipples are, well, inverted.
So, I put on my big-boob scientist’s lab coat and went to town on some research about these shy sucklers.
Here is what I found out.
For one thing, both men and women can be born with inverted nipples. I didn’t know that before today and now I want to meet a guy with inverted nipples because my curiosity is pretty serious. lol
Secondly, about 10-20% of women have varying degrees of nipple inversion. There are actually three grades of inverted nipples.
Grade 1 are commonly referred to as “Shy Nipples.” These nipples can easily be pulled out by using finger pressure around the aureola. Women with Grade 1 nipples can usually breastfeed easily and only have shy nipples sometimes. Jenna Valentine has these kinds of nipples.
Grade 2 usually require more stimulation to come out and cannot be pushed out with finger pressure. These ladies might be able to breast feed depending on the amount of suction their nipples receive. I imagine that a breast pump would be handy for these gals. Siri has these nipples.
Grade 3 inverted nipples usually do not respond to suction or stimulation and these women need surgery to protract the nipple and allow it to be on the outside, rather than inverted. These ladies cannot breast feed.
(I have yet to meet a set of Grade 3 nipples, but I am sure that they exist somewhere out there in the universe of tits.)
Ladies with inverted nipples can be born that way or the inversion could be caused by breastfeeding, pregnancy, weight loss and a series of diseases and syndromes that I don’t want to talk about because they make me sad.
(I get sad when bad things happen to boobies. I do.)
But let’s get back to talking about stimulation.
I think my curiosity with inverted nipples is all about the stimulation. The way a person would want to rub a lamp so that a genie comes out is the same way that I want to suck on a pair of inverted nipples until they emerge, glorious and victorious.
Am I the only one who is fascinated by these innies?
I can’t be.
They’re fucking fascinating!
What say you, boob men? Chime in.
I want to hear all about your nipple fetishes because the next time we get a gal with inverted nipple in the studio, I want to do a blog video focused solely on them.
Girl-next-door Felicia Clover makes a double debut with scenes at both SCORELAND today and SCOREVideos tomorrow. Now that’s starting things off with a bang.
“I like missionary because the leverage is better for guys I think,” Felicia says about what makes her cum best. “You know, in missionary with my legs in the air and that way a guy can just pound me nice and hard. I love that. I always cum in that position.”
When the pretty redhead with a next-door-neighbor style and fertile look debuted in her first photo set and video, she drew the admiration of both tits and ass men and some even just commented about her down-to-earth personality.
Definitely we have girlfriend material in Felicia, a cam-model and Twitter tweeter and having her here at SCORE rocked our days.
In part two of her Blog chat, Felicia talks about her first close encounters with the biggest man-tools she’s ever had. Think of them as early birthday presents, Felicia.
Upon further review, Nikki Smith has really big tits.
It seems like only yesterday that I was blogging with Nikki Smith. Talking about how happy she was to be at The SCORE Group. Finding out all about her H-cup tits. Ah, yes, it seems like only yesterday, but in reality it was…
12 FREAKIN’ DAYS AGO!
Yep, that’s how long it takes for a girl to go from “maybe” to “hardcore” these days. Actually, just a little longer in real time.
The timeline…
August 22: Nikki visits our studio for the first time.
August 23: Nikki tugs cock on-video for the first time but gives us a “maybe” to going all the way on-camera.
September 13: Nikki goes all-the-way on-camera.
See her Thursday at XLGirls.com. And a really great month here at TSG just keeps getting better.
By the way, did I tell you who I saw in the studio today, absolutely destroying a bikini top?
The first impressions are in, and here’s what a selection of SCORELANDERS have to say about the amazing Roxi Red in her first two photo sets and videos.
Vince: “Having the most wonderful time of my life, Roxi, at 4:15 am after keeping it up for two hours! How can a 71 yo horny guy get any sleep? You’ve brought me back to when I saw Virginia Bell at the Palace Burlesque here in Buffalo, hand firmly on cock. Any chance for a little something special for Invincible? Can’t break any longer. Desperate to get back into action. Hopefully til near dawn.”
Maddien: “Fantastic debut! She proves that she’s very sensual and made for sex as well. I like her high vibes. A 100 percent sexy and sensual woman.”
Nigella: “Aw, I was hoping she’d be wearing the red bra in the debut pic set! Never mind, Roxi is an amazing discovery, what a figure! I’m sure SCORELAND will make the most of this great lady. The write up for the video mentioned bra shopping. Can we have a vid where she tries a load of bras on please! And then a secretary video, a nurse video, a shower in lingerie video, the works!!!!”
JCB: “What an AWESOME debut !! Roxi is going to be a SCORE star without a doubt. LET’S HAVE MORE PLEASE!!”
Hans Hermansson: “I have tried to express my feelings about Roxi Red but it is difficult. She is just the most gorgeous babe to ever walk this planet, the kind of woman I have always dreamed of. So, please, SCORE, make the most of her, please, and post many, many, many pic sets and videos of her. Can’t wait for updates. Thanks.”
Today, Roxi takes things into her own hands. So get a grip while Roxi gets a grip.
I think it’s safe to say Roxi’s a hit at SCORELAND.
