Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.
I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Janne has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.
“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.
Well, I can dream.
And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!
Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.
S.M. of Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most-prolific writers to SCORE (made even more-impressive by the fact that he hand-writes and mails his letters using envelopes and postage stamps), sent along his list of the top 10 most-exotic SCORE Girls of all-time. I thought you might like to have a look at it on this Autumn Saturday.
My response to S.M.: Interesting list, but where’s Exotica?
1. Luma. The most exotically beautiful. Like Sharday, no penetration shots, boy-girl or videos, but still…
2. Bea Flora. Exotic in a mysterious way. Everything from facial expressions to her body language.
3. Sophie Mae. Her physique alone is exotic but also her air of mystery. Her eyes are also exotic-looking.
4. Shione Cooper. Shione is both facially exotic and sexually exotic in a teasing way.
5. Chloe Vevrier and Linsey Dawn McKenzie (tie). Chloe is the most-exotic German model. Linsey is the most-exotic British model.
6. Paola Rios. Paola’s subtle expressions show it also, but she also has one of the best exotic body frames, too.
7. Hitomi. Best exotic Asian model. Sorry Minka, Jade Feng and Lena Li.
8. Kiko Lee. Not surprise that Kiko is an exotic dancer. She’s exotically sophisticated.
9. Tiffany Towers. One of the most laid back in her approach but gives off an exotic vibe.
10. Cynthia Romero. Not only cute and pretty but her innocence and shyness have exotic appeal.
By the way, S.M., that’s 11, not 10. But thanks for sharing and keep writing.
Cassidy: short 'n' stacked and getting ass-fucked by two guys at 50PlusMILFs.com.
The other day, I was in a meeting about SCORELAND2when I happened to mention to SCORE Chief John Fox that Elliot and I have been selecting scenes for SCORELAND2 not only from SCORELAND but from SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com, BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and just about every TSG website in which big-boobed girls have appeared (the only criteria being that they’re go-to scenes for either me or Elliot and they were posted more than two years ago). So, although we’ve promoted SCORELAND2 as “SCORELAND‘s Best Remastered,” it’s actually much more than that.
Then I realized that just last week, we posted a scene on 50PlusMILFs.com of big-titted, short ‘n’ stacked divorcee Cassidy Exe getting ass-fucked by two guys.
And that’s when it occurred to me: Forget about our big-tit websites and magazines for a second…we’re big-boobed biased all the way through. I try not to be. I realize that there are a lot of MILF lovers out there who don’t care if a 40something, 50something or 60something has big tits. But put a big pair in front of me and I’m very likely to say, “Bring her in!”
There are 92 women featured at 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. Nearly half of them are D-cuppers or larger. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
This week, at 60PlusMILFs.com, we’re featuring a 63-year-old named Phoenix. She has F-cup tits. She told me she has nipplegasms, meaning she can cum just by having her nipples played with. She has a dozen nipple clamps and suction cups. That got my attention.
And Friday at 40SomethingMag.com, we’re featuring 48-year-old newcomer Barbi Banks. Barbi has DD-cup tits.
Her daughter has H-cup tits.
Now, who is her daughter, you might ask?
Well, her daughter is XLGirl Nikki Smith. And Nikki sent her mom our way.
Now isn’t that special?
And this is Nikki Smith's mom. Starting Friday, she can be seen fucking at 40SomethingMag.com.
This is Nikki Smith. She can be seen fucking at XLGirls.com.
Melissa Manning is not the same girl she was when she first visited us.
Melissa’s changed.
I’m not blogging about her new hair color that’s changed from red to blonde (Melissa is a natural blonde anyway).
I’m blogging about an increase in her twin peaks.
Melissa looked bustier on this second trip.
Because she was bustier.
Voluptuous editor Maria G. proved it with a high-tech scientific instrument that laymen call a tape measure.
Melissa said she hadn’t noticed that her boobs had grown even bigger since the last time, but we caught it immediately. And you thought the stock market has made strong gains this year.
The people at SCORE have the kind of fanatic attention to detail that UFO investigators have except we focus on tits, not flying saucers (unless they are shaped like boobs). Here’s the proof.
Melissa can now march confidently into any bra store and buy a 36H-cup and march out in total comfort.
By the way, her areolae are really phenomenal.
And now I’d like you all to see the video “Sweater Stretcher” now playing at SCORELAND, SCOREHD and SCORE2Go.com.
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Christy: “The only things that I am particular about when I go shopping are my sneakers, brand-wise. As far as bras go, I usually get my bras at Lane Bryant. I know I can walk in there and walk out with something. I don’t have to go to 40 different stores. They aren’t the prettiest things in the world, but they fit.”
Deanna: “I’m part Cherokee Indian, Italian and a little bit of English. I used to work at Hooters in Station Square in Pittsburgh. I heard they closed in 2008. I left Hooters when I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at a Deja Vu club, and I just kept going.”
Sheridan: “My perfect day would be buying a sexy outfit that shows off my tits, then going to a strip club to watch the girls dance. Taking a couple of them home with me to play in the hot tub.”
Arianna: “I think I initiate sex. I love to be in command. But once it starts, I like the man to be a little more aggressive. I can make sex happen, but then I like him to tell me what he wants and do what he wants with me.”
Jasmine Shiraz appears this weekend in a video (today) and photo set (Friday) at SCORELAND wearing a belly dancing costume decorated with coins. She’s the first SCORE model born in Iran, so you could say Jasmine was born to wear it. (Any kind of dancing has been banned in Iran since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. It’s the people’s loss. No jiggles and giggles for them.)
I am breast-struck by the way Jasmine’s 34Fs overwhelmed the sides of her top. It was a new experience for Jersey Girl Jasmine who plays golf and volleyball and usually stretches tank tops when she’s not wearing business attire.
We don’t have a lot of belly dancer action at SCORELAND, but some unforgettable babes have worn the veils. If clothes make the girl, costumes like this can be transformative. Belly dancers are the original exotic dancers.
Ariana was the first girl from Afghanistan to model for SCORE. She put guys in a trance on the Boob Cruise in 2000. I saw that firsthand.
Sophie Mae is a real dance instructor and an expert in the fine art of belly dancing. She taught Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Arianna Sinn some basic hip swivels during the making of Big Boob Finishing School.
Dominno looked like she’d stepped out of a Beirut night club. She’s got the slinky, sexy body of a belly dancer.
And even Southern country gal Autumn-Jade got in on it.
Although we never photographed her in one of her costumes, Sofia Staks has been a trained belly dancer since she was 16 . Her instructors were all famous Egyptian belly dancers, and she designs and sews her own costumes.
When Jasmine first saw the girls on SCORELAND, she said, “I can do that. I wanna do that. I can be one of your girls. That’s what I said.”
And the Boob Brotherhood is glad Jasmine said that.
