Why big tits are like ass, or some such nonsense
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
Tags: big ass, big tits, closeup, Desmond Morris, Leanne Crow, science, Stephanie Stalls, Valory Irene, why tits are like ass
Categories: Boob Watch, The Life of an Editor
Really? My second favorite would be her legs.
Bwahahaha Elliot…. Not true….(OK, sometimes its true)… and I will not deny my attraction for over proportioned, top heavy gals…. But if I held out for a SCORE girl every time Jane & I went out to play, we wouldn’t play very often 🙂
ha i struggle with that Elliot,, if a women hasnt got big tits i find it hard to maintain my interest….
Rich, I don’t think you even look at small chested women unless you have to.
Brains…
Having been fortunate enough to have had the opportunity to interact with many SCORE models in a social setting, the ones whose brains are as big as their boobs are by far the sexiest…. and might I add that there are many that have appeared within these pages who fit that description
That’s an interesting theory, and one which I can’t disagree with too much. But I also like a woman’s nipples, and the way her breasts swing, and bounce. I like how she can grab one and then the other and suck her nipples and make them erect. I also like lactating nipples, and pregnant women. Stretch marks (which I love) are also different on the breasts than on a beautiful round ass (and on which I don’t mind a bit of cellulite. Or a lot, depending on how attractive the woman really is and the overall shape of her body). So, all to say that I view breasts on a much greater scope than simply as a bulging mass of flesh. And yes, I also voted ass as my second favorite part of a woman’s body.
can anyone remember when they first got fascinated by tits???? i was about 11 or 12 and my class teacher was packing what i think were prob around a e-cup…. she was no looker but used to wear a white blouse and i remember the tits used to strain against it causing that lovely little gap between the buttons (you guys know what i mean) you could see into that gap and catch a great view of some heavy tit flesh encased in a white lace bra…. it used to drive me nuts and id check it out daily,,,, my tit fetish was born….. how about you Dave can you remember when it all began??????
ha ha im with you Dave, cant be doing with the science behind why i love tits i just do and have done since i was about 11 or 12…. and i love a chicks nice tight ass from day one too…. love a chick to wear a dress made of clingy material and no panties or maybe just a thong,, drives me fucking crazy…. love girls in jeggings(the new fashion craze here) they never seem to wear panties….