So Cold, Part 3: Snow

February 18, 2012 by Maria

Heather Hooters uses her nipples to test the cold weather conditions.

For the last couple of days, we have been talking about all things COLD.

We first discussed Ice and Thermal play. Then we talked about bringing sweets into the bedroom and incorporating ice cream into your sexy time.

Today we are going to talk about the one thing most of us Miami folk know nothing about.

Lily Valentine whips out her snow globes while hanging out in the dead of winter in Canada!

Today we are going to talk about snow.

I know about snow because I spent a better part of my youth living in the Big Apple and remember fondly the days I played in inches and inches of snow.

But can snow be sexy?

At first I thought NO. But then I started to look at photo sets and found these two shots of Heather Hooters and Lily Valentine. Both ladies are stripping down to their birthday suits amidst a winter wonderland. Please take note of their very erect nipples in these shots. Those things are harder than diamonds in an ice storm, right? There you have it. There is the sexy factor.

Those nipples are practically begging to be inside of someone’s warm mouth.

And that is sexy.

But them I thought about people having sex in the snow.

Personally, I have never felt the urge to get naked in the great outdoors when the temperature is below 75 degrees, but that is because I live in Miami and everyone is naked here mostly all the time.

And I thought that snow sex was impossible…until I met Destiny Rose and she told me about having some sexy time in the snow in the woods behind a church in her native Ohio. That’s when I became a believer.

And while I have yet to have Abominable Snowman sex anytime soon, (unless it snows in Miami.) I am confident that Destiny is not the only one fucking in the freezing weather.

Have you?

Tell me about it.

xoxo

Maria

 

 

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8 responses to “So Cold, Part 3: Snow”

  1. Unix says:

    You should upload more Heather Hooters pics and videos… I hope so since years ago…

  2. lARRY g says:

    I would like to apoligize.
    I guess the photographs in the new issue of Voluptuous
    were not as blurry as I thought when I looked at it later.
    U seeI opened it up immediatly after i walked out to my mailbox
    about a quarter mile from my house.
    It had snowed and i was snow blind when i came back i guess,as i immediatly opened it
    seconds after walking thru the door

  3. winter1968 says:

    whoops, blew it, it was Rick Sylvester…I’m gettin old.

  4. winter1968 says:

    I have to give it up for the shot of Heather on a ‘sled’, or, snowmobile. There are a strong group of high country boyz that are pure slednecks and down with hot chicks and good porn like mad! The powersports world loves beautiful women with huge tits and the above shot gives the two stroke throttle therapy crowd a big smile…well, at least me. Having dropped out of society for ten years to chase deep powder, I saw the image of Heather and I was stoked. A favorite Bond film of mine is The Spy Who Loved Me, and all the ladies in the mountain scenes are way hot; not to mention all bond films with Caroline Munro being a personal fave. But any mountain fan can appreciate the jump Steve Slyvester made off of El Cap where he was alluding the bad dudes, bails the cliff and blows the chute to reveal the British Flag as the chute design….ya gotta love the seventies 🙂 But as a youngn chasing the snow fever, I was always on the lookout for hotties and particularly, beautiful curves accentueated by tight ski pants and even better, the ski jacket corraling a bounty of killer boobs to fend off the winter chill. The fantasy is to get lucky enough to peal those layers off and get to the goods!

  5. ca united kingdom says:

    @LarryG,, your getting cranky again time for one of your tablets ha ha,, just relax and enjoy the titties man…

  6. ca united kingdom says:

    never had sex in the snow and im guessing it may be tricky getting wood in minus temperatures,, then again if Lilly Valentine was wrapping those incredible knockers round my cock im getting wood in minus 50 ha ha… its a shame she isnt modeling anymore she is so hot… Heather looks great also those nipples are begging to be sucked….

  7. T.M. New Mexico says:

    Those pictures are almost too much for words. Heather Hooters ‘at home’ pics were awesome!

    But what’s really great is that the image you choose made me find that legendary june 2000 issue which is when “Who’s the fairest of them all?” contest came to an end. I opened the issue with great glee after seeing this picture, i was able to go back and remember those thoughts when I first saw Sarenna Lee in flashback Marilyn M. style. Jessica Justice, and the Chelsea vs. The World (I still think Traci Topps got her beat!)

    Heather Hooters at home, on her 80 acres… I would’ve been happy if I were that keyboard at her desk! Bring back some at home pics, and don’t shy away from the return of bosom buddies- Lovette and Angel Eyes!(absolute tits.) Love ya, TSG.

    By the way, in case others are wondering, Pandora Peaks was crowned as the fairest of them all. (Do I hear another contest?!? )

  8. Larry G. says:

    Im not one to complain,but whats up with the new May 2012
    issue of Voluptuouous with Melissa Manning on the cover.
    Is it my imagination or do all the photographs
    on the inside look kind of blurry washed out and sh*t like that?
    They dont even look like digital photo’s.
    I noticed this happens like one or two issues a year.
    and dont say it just my imagination!